Brian is a 47-year-old Police Detective from New Jersey, husband, dad to a 14-year-old daughter, youth baseball coach, and—most importantly—boudoir calendar model in a red thong. Yes, you read that correctly. And no, this wasn’t a prank.
He’s what you’d call a “true American man,” which apparently means he’s equal parts dad joke machine and accidental sex symbol. His goal? “Try something different.” Mission very much accomplished.
Booking the Session: From Base Hits to Bare Cheeks
Brian first spotted Allebach Photography on Instagram and, like any brave man armed with a bat and a sense of humor, he dove headfirst into the experience.
His only obstacle? Finding the time. But with a schedule full of solving crimes and coaching little league, we made it work. Because when a man tells you he’s bringing a red thong and a baseball glove to your studio, you make the time.
What He Brought:
- A baseball hat
- T-shirt
- Jeans
- A red thong (yes, it deserves a second mention)
- Baseball glove and bat
- And enough confidence to fill a stadium
Session Day Vibes:
Brian showed up excited and left feeling “sexy and seen.” His words, not ours. He wasn’t surprised by much—because, in his words, “I’ve seen a lot in my life.” But we like to think posing provocatively with a baseball bat may have added at least a new chapter to that story.
And when he saw his photos? “Proud… and a little concerned.” Not because they weren’t great (they were 🔥), but because unleashing that much sex appeal on the world could lead to autograph mobs on his block. We’ll have the security detail on standby, Brian.
The Artwork:
For the home, Brian chose a sleek piece of metal wall art. Tasteful. Bold. Legendary.
For the more… revealing shots, he opted for a leather-bound album. Because nothing says class like cheeky calendar moments preserved forever in leather.
Brian’s Advice to Future Models:
“If you’re thinking about it, then you already want to do it. So just eat your courage burger, drop your pants, and go for it.”
Honestly, we might get that printed on T-shirts.
Life After the Lens:
Brian says he somehow feels even sexier than before—which was already a high bar, according to him.
He recommends the experience to anyone looking for empowerment, a confidence boost, or just a moment to be truly seen in this chaotic world.
Favorite Moment?
“Taking the photos with the baseball glove and seeing the excitement in Mike and Erika’s eyes when a shot came out nice.”
We were hyped. The man knows how to bring the heat (and the humor).
Final Thoughts from Brian:
“Buy the men’s calendar when it comes out, and I will autograph my pictures for you.”
We’ll bring the Sharpies. You bring your fan club.
Ready to channel your inner Brian?
Whether you’re rocking a red thong, a cowboy hat, or just showing up as your unapologetic self—this is your sign to eat the courage burger and strike a pose.
📸 Book your boudoir session today – we’ll be waiting (camera in hand).